Opinions Are Like Buttholes

22.10.11

Opinions Are Like Buttholes

Blogging is contagious. The more you do it, the more you want to do it. Fine tuning your writing is key, and that often means developing your own voice. The best bloggers are ones that the average person connects to. A writers personality must be likeable, or at least controversial. The most famous bloggers, Perez Hilton as the best example, are talented with the gift of gab. We want to hear what they have to say. It doesn't matter if the topic is technology or cats, when people discuss it, we listen.

We absorb all the internet garbage we can, because we can. Every  "me haz cheezeburger" cat, how to video, DIY tips and annoying blogger out there. Our attention is on you, and if you make it through my stumbler attempts or get forwarded on facebook, we will notice.

Opinions are like buttholes. And we eat them up... eww!